Drunken caveman craves Cassano’s

May 1, 2008

Well the Dayton Daily News is front runner for my favorite headline of the week with the story “Drunken Caveman Craves Cassano’s.” In a previous post here on davidebowman.com, I mentioned the amazing varieties of pizza available here in Dayton. Apparently, Cassano’s, which is a thin-crust, “Dayton style” pizza is a favorite amongst the drunken cavemen in town. This story in the DDN tells the story of a local man who was arrested for being intoxicated and demanding pizza in a caveman style voice. They should try using that in their next ad campaign. I can just picture that caveman from the insurance commercials all liquored up, demanding pizza in the wee hours of the morning - only to be carried out by the police while belligerently screaming “don’t you know who I am?” “I’m the caveman.” “I had a show on TV for 2 weeks.” “Me hungry…” They could get Cookie monster in on the follow up spot. Oh, if only… Check out the story for yourself.

Drunken caveman craves Cassano’s

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2 Responses to “Drunken caveman craves Cassano’s”

  1. Rebecca Woods on May 5th, 2008 1:21 pm

    Q: What kind of beer does a caveman drink?
    A: Rolling Rock, of course!

  2. Suzanne Lorch on May 19th, 2008 9:00 pm

    Smart caveman - next to LaRosa’s (Cincinnati girl, what can I say?) - Cassano’s rocks! I grew up less than a mile from the (only?) non-Dayton Cassano’s in beautiful Finneytown, Ohio. Salty crust - yum.

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