Drunken caveman craves Cassano’s
May 1, 2008 by davidebowman
Well the Dayton Daily News is front runner for my favorite headline of the week with the story “Drunken Caveman Craves Cassano’s.” In a previous post here on davidebowman.com, I mentioned the amazing varieties of pizza available here in Dayton. Apparently, Cassano’s, which is a thin-crust, “Dayton style” pizza is a favorite amongst the drunken cavemen in town. This story in the DDN tells the story of a local man who was arrested for being intoxicated and demanding pizza in a caveman style voice. They should try using that in their next ad campaign. I can just picture that caveman from the insurance commercials all liquored up, demanding pizza in the wee hours of the morning - only to be carried out by the police while belligerently screaming “don’t you know who I am?” “I’m the caveman.” “I had a show on TV for 2 weeks.” “Me hungry…” They could get Cookie monster in on the follow up spot. Oh, if only… Check out the story for yourself.
Drunken caveman craves Cassano’s
Q: What kind of beer does a caveman drink?
A: Rolling Rock, of course!
Smart caveman - next to LaRosa’s (Cincinnati girl, what can I say?) - Cassano’s rocks! I grew up less than a mile from the (only?) non-Dayton Cassano’s in beautiful Finneytown, Ohio. Salty crust - yum.