I Hate Shirt Pins

Shirt PinsEar­lier this evening I took the fam­ily to the mall to hunt down some deals.  Daddy needed to score some new threads, pre­ferrably dis­count threads.  Well, that part of the trip was a suc­cess.  I man­aged to get 5 new dress shirts — nice ones — for under $50 bucks.  Not bad right?

So then we come home, put the kids to bed, and I start to unwrap my new shirts, which is when the frus­tra­tion began thanks to shirt pins.  Why do shirt man­u­fac­tur­ers think it is a great idea to load up every gar­ment with 15 razor sharp metal objects.  It took me almost 20 min­utes to get all of them out of 5 shirts.  Of course I man­aged to drop one on the car­pet, which led to a scav­enger hunt through the car­pet which we bought “to hide stains.”  Guess what… it hides pins too.  Luck­ily dis­as­ter was averted, as I man­aged to locate it with my eyes as opposed to the bot­tom of one of my kids feet.

Why do we need shirt pins?  I am sure at one point in time they served a valu­able pur­pose.  Today, the shirts are already shrink wrapped when you buy them.  They are not going any­where.  Lose the pins!  God for­bid you actu­ally wanted to try the shirt on before you bought it.  Does any­body take the time to sit at Macy’s and take out 15 pins from the Geof­frey Beene but­ton down before ring­ing that thing up?  Not me.  Just find my size and get the heck out.  How about they have a “try on” model that works for all col­ors.  It can be white.  If it fits, all oth­ers of the same style will too.  Then, you can elim­i­nate the pins, and I can leave know­ing that the shirt I took home will fit and not give me tetanus in the process of unwrap­ping it.

Inven­tors out there take note.  Find a way to pack­age up men’s dress shirts in a way that requires no pins — and maybe less card­board and plas­tic — and you will have a mil­lion dol­lar inven­tion on your hands.  Now off to wash my new shirts, and empty the trash can that I filled with wasted pack­ag­ing from my new threads.   If you were plan­ning on dig­ging through my trash, wait a week.  It is rid­dled with pins.  Unless you plan to sell them for recy­cling dol­lars — another money mak­ing idea.  Glad to help.

Comments

  1. Mike Cornett says:

    Thanks David for bring this up! I’ve never seen any other cloth­ing pack­aged this way?? I’m going to write a let­ter to my favorite shirt com­pany. I think I’ll add half a dozen folds and envelopes and see if they get the point:)

  2. Guy Jones says:

    And besides the poten­tial of hurt­ing one’s self remov­ing these stu­pid pins (or miss­ing one and putting the shirt on), the pins also cre­ate holes in the fab­ric that, besides the dam­age done to the fab­ric right off the bat, can often lead to increased wear in those points. I mean, it’s ridicu­lous to spend money on a new shirt that has numer­ous lit­tle holes in it, as if moths had already been feast­ing on it.

    Men who buy shirts have to con­tact the designers/manufacturers and com­plain. It’s the only way the mes­sage will get through. Sort of like the sit­u­a­tion with plas­tic “clamshell” pack­ag­ing, where retail­ers and elec­tron­ics man­u­fac­tur­ers finally got the mes­sage about how dan­ger­ously dif­fi­cult those pack­ages are to open.

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