Before we talk Microsoft, let me talk about the premise here. How many times to you hear yourself or someone else make the following statement, “If I was in charge of that company the first thing I would do would be…” I hear it every day, and probably utter the phrase myself every other day.
Sometimes we say this about our own company. Sometimes about a rival. Sometimes it is the result of a bad experience with a company you love, or a pleasantly surprising experience at a business you never knew existed.
I find it fascinating to hear what people think should be done. I have a hunch, people in corporate marketing departments might be interested too. Thus, I introduce the following series of posts. If I was in Charge…
Now, as a consumer, my belief is that through choosing where to spend your money, you are indirectly in charge, but this is different. I am saying if you had absolute power to make one change in a company, right now, what would you do?
I like to use Rod Sommer’s matrix of considering ease of implementation relative to size of impact. So based on this model, the best things to do are those that are easy to get done, and result in huge results. You may subscribe to a different decision making model. That is where the fun is. Your thoughts.
So I hope you will share with the world by commenting. No idea is too small, or big, and everyone is welcome to play along.
So back to the post. The first company in this series is one that everyone knows, and many love to hate — Microsoft. Never in history has a company whose products so many people use so frequently been so hated. This company literally changed the world with DOS, Windows, Office, and other tools. However, the firm’ history is full of aggressive business practices that have led many to label it as the devil.
Microsoft has been in the news a lot lately. From the shortcomings of Windows Vista, to the failed acquisition of Yahoo, to Steve Ballmer getting eggs thrown at him during a speech, Bill Gates’ retirement, and the introduction of their new touch screen technology called Multi-Touch, there are ample headlines about this Redmond, Washington based Goliath. With all the turmoil facing Microsoft, I think it might be fun to ask “If I were in charge of Microsoft, the first thing I would do would be…”
For me, it would be creating a new version of the Windows operating system that was smaller, faster, and did much less. The opposite of Vista. I would want it to be able to perform basic functions, have little vulnerability to computer viruses, and be extremely stable. No bells. No whistles. It would just work. It should run on any computer built in the last decade, and reflect simplicity and intelligence. It would never crash, and it would be very responsive to the user.
I would market it to retiring baby boomers, who spend a lot of time exchanging email, looking at pictures, and looking up and storing basic information. I would then create a stripped down suite of applications to run on the plaform — Office Light. Using the 80 / 20 rule, this would only offer the most used, and most useful features. It would be easy to learn, and again it would just “work.” This would also be ideal for young children, seeking to learn how to use a computer — that would be a second target market. This could yield a new crop of low end, value priced computers, built to provide basic services and reliable performance, and a whole new market could be created for products.
If I were in charge of Microsoft, that is the first thing I would do. What about you? What is the first thing you would do if you were in charge of Microsoft. Would you try to buy Apple? 37Signals? Would you make a play for Ask.com? Yahoo again? Facebook? LinkedIn? Would you get out of the software business or focus solely on enterprise applications? Would you fire Steve Ballmer? What is the first thing you would do? Please chime in and share by leaving a comment, and look for more posts like this to follow.
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I must really like you a lot to leave a comment on this one — because the thought of me working at Microsoft gives me a rash!
Let’s see, first I think Ballmer has to go. The worst operating system since Microsoft BOB was created on his watch, he’s evidently not human but some version of simian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc) and when asked about the iPhone laughed about how it would never sell. Bye Steve, don’t let the Vista hit you on the ass on the way out.
Second, I would no longer allow products like Exchange, Sharepoint, CRM, Office, Project, etc. to be created as installed applications. All new development on client-facing applications would be required to be done in an SaaS model.
Third, I would spin Internet Explorer, Media Player, and the MSN IM platform off as a separate company. Doing so would make some of the anti-trust issues go away.
Finally, I would hire Apple’s advertising firm to develop a PR campaign to let people know the good/creative things Microsoft does (the *do* good/creative things, right?).
I suppose I should also tell you what I wouldn’t do. I wouldn’t create another huge, bloated operating system. And it certainly wouldn’t focus on touch screen inputs, etc. Perhaps something more along the lines of a small, tightly integrated system that uses a different code set that would allow it to avoid virus, malware, etc.
Who am I kidding? If I were Microsoft, I’d buy as much Apple stock as I could buy and find some other industry to make half-assed products for. Maybe lead paint based toys to sell for the Chinese or something.
Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’ performance as a lover.
The first woman says “My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.”
The second woman says, “My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.”
The third woman just shakes her head and says, “My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it’s going to be when I get it.”
– sorry, couldn’t resist posting that one.
Ah, Microsoft hired Crispin Porter + Bogusky to try to put the polish back on the juggernaut. It’s the agency that brought the King back to BK, UnPimped VW, launched the Mini– and are the penultimate “Rock stars” of advertising right now.
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First thing I’d do if I ran Microsoft? Hire the best Open Source developers out there– and try to figure out a way to put a great GUI on top of Linux– and port all my programs like Office into standards compliance.
And start looking for new areas to invest cash into– like mobile services and pay per conversion type advertising models.
Vista– and the whole closed system program type environment is dying.
But, then again– aren’t we all.
Maybe I’d just do like every other CEO– cash out, hang the workforce out to dry by hiring it all to China, and not really worry about anything other than short term greed.