If I Was In Charge of Microsoft, the First Thing I Would Do…

Before we talk Microsoft, let me talk about the premise here.  How many times to you hear your­self or some­one else make the fol­low­ing state­ment,  “If I was in charge of that com­pany the first thing I would do would be…”  I hear it every day, and prob­a­bly utter the phrase myself every other day.

Some­times we say this about our own com­pany.  Some­times about a rival.  Some­times it is the result of a bad expe­ri­ence with a com­pany you love, or a pleas­antly sur­pris­ing expe­ri­ence at a busi­ness you never knew existed.

I find it fas­ci­nat­ing to hear what peo­ple think should be done.  I have a hunch, peo­ple in cor­po­rate mar­ket­ing depart­ments might be inter­ested too.  Thus, I intro­duce the fol­low­ing series of posts.  If I was in Charge…

Now, as a con­sumer, my belief is that through choos­ing where to spend your money, you are indi­rectly in charge, but this is dif­fer­ent.  I am say­ing if you had absolute power to make one change in a com­pany, right now, what would you do?

I like to use Rod Sommer’s matrix of con­sid­er­ing ease of imple­men­ta­tion rel­a­tive to size of impact.  So based on this model, the best things to do are those that are easy to get done, and result in huge results.  You may sub­scribe to a dif­fer­ent deci­sion mak­ing model.  That is where the fun is.  Your thoughts.

So I hope you will share with the world by com­ment­ing.  No idea is too small, or big, and every­one is wel­come to play along.

So back to the post.  The first com­pany in this series is one that every­one knows, and many love to hate — Microsoft.  Never in his­tory has a com­pany whose prod­ucts so many peo­ple use so fre­quently been so hated.  This com­pany lit­er­ally changed the world with DOS, Win­dows, Office, and other tools.  How­ever, the firm’ his­tory is full of aggres­sive busi­ness prac­tices that have led many to label it as the devil.

Microsoft has been in the news a lot lately.  From the short­com­ings of Win­dows Vista, to the failed acqui­si­tion of Yahoo, to Steve Ballmer get­ting eggs thrown at him dur­ing a speech, Bill Gates’ retire­ment, and the intro­duc­tion of their new touch screen tech­nol­ogy called Multi-Touch, there are ample head­lines about this Red­mond, Wash­ing­ton based Goliath.  With all the tur­moil fac­ing Microsoft, I think it might be fun to ask “If I were in charge of Microsoft, the first thing I would do would be…”

For me, it would be cre­at­ing a new ver­sion of the Win­dows oper­at­ing sys­tem that was smaller, faster, and did much less.  The oppo­site of Vista.  I would want it to be able to per­form basic func­tions, have lit­tle vul­ner­a­bil­ity to com­puter viruses, and be extremely sta­ble.  No bells.  No whis­tles.  It would just work.  It should run on any com­puter built in the last decade, and reflect sim­plic­ity and intel­li­gence.  It would never crash, and it would be very respon­sive to the user.

I would mar­ket it to retir­ing baby boomers, who spend a lot of time exchang­ing email, look­ing at pic­tures, and look­ing up and stor­ing basic infor­ma­tion.  I would then cre­ate a stripped down suite of appli­ca­tions to run on the plaform — Office Light.  Using the 80 / 20 rule, this would only offer the most used, and most use­ful fea­tures.  It would be easy to learn, and again it would just “work.”  This would also be ideal for young chil­dren, seek­ing to learn how to use a com­puter — that would be a sec­ond tar­get mar­ket.  This could yield a new crop of low end, value priced com­put­ers, built to pro­vide basic ser­vices and reli­able per­for­mance, and a whole new mar­ket could be cre­ated for products.

If I were in charge of Microsoft, that is the first thing I would do.   What about you?  What is the first thing you would do if you were in charge of Microsoft.  Would you try to buy Apple?  37Signals? Would you make a play for Ask.com?  Yahoo again?  Face­book?  LinkedIn?  Would you get out of the soft­ware busi­ness or focus solely on enter­prise appli­ca­tions?  Would you fire Steve Ballmer?  What is the first thing you would do?  Please chime in and share by leav­ing a com­ment, and look for more posts like this to follow.

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Comments

  1. Doug Dockery says:

    I must really like you a lot to leave a com­ment on this one — because the thought of me work­ing at Microsoft gives me a rash!

    Let’s see, first I think Ballmer has to go. The worst oper­at­ing sys­tem since Microsoft BOB was cre­ated on his watch, he’s evi­dently not human but some ver­sion of simian (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc) and when asked about the iPhone laughed about how it would never sell. Bye Steve, don’t let the Vista hit you on the ass on the way out.

    Sec­ond, I would no longer allow prod­ucts like Exchange, Share­point, CRM, Office, Project, etc. to be cre­ated as installed appli­ca­tions. All new devel­op­ment on client-facing appli­ca­tions would be required to be done in an SaaS model.

    Third, I would spin Inter­net Explorer, Media Player, and the MSN IM plat­form off as a sep­a­rate com­pany. Doing so would make some of the anti-trust issues go away.

    Finally, I would hire Apple’s adver­tis­ing firm to develop a PR cam­paign to let peo­ple know the good/creative things Microsoft does (the *do* good/creative things, right?).

    I sup­pose I should also tell you what I wouldn’t do. I wouldn’t cre­ate another huge, bloated oper­at­ing sys­tem. And it cer­tainly wouldn’t focus on touch screen inputs, etc. Per­haps some­thing more along the lines of a small, tightly inte­grated sys­tem that uses a dif­fer­ent code set that would allow it to avoid virus, mal­ware, etc.

    Who am I kid­ding? If I were Microsoft, I’d buy as much Apple stock as I could buy and find some other indus­try to make half-assed prod­ucts for. Maybe lead paint based toys to sell for the Chi­nese or something.

  2. Chad says:

    Three women were sit­ting around talk­ing about their hus­bands’ per­for­mance as a lover.

    The first woman says “My Hus­band works as a mar­riage coun­selor. He always buys me flow­ers and candy before we make love. I like that.”

    The sec­ond woman says, “My hus­band is a motor­cy­cle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around some­times. I kinda like that.”

    The third woman just shakes her head and says, “My hus­band works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it’s going to be when I get it.”

    – sorry, couldn’t resist post­ing that one.

  3. David Esrati says:

    Ah, Microsoft hired Crispin Porter + Bogusky to try to put the pol­ish back on the jug­ger­naut. It’s the agency that brought the King back to BK, UnPimped VW, launched the Mini– and are the penul­ti­mate “Rock stars” of adver­tis­ing right now.
    http://www.thenextwave.biz/tnw/?p=460
    First thing I’d do if I ran Microsoft? Hire the best Open Source devel­op­ers out there– and try to fig­ure out a way to put a great GUI on top of Linux– and port all my pro­grams like Office into stan­dards com­pli­ance.
    And start look­ing for new areas to invest cash into– like mobile ser­vices and pay per con­ver­sion type adver­tis­ing mod­els.
    Vista– and the whole closed sys­tem pro­gram type envi­ron­ment is dying.
    But, then again– aren’t we all.
    Maybe I’d just do like every other CEO– cash out, hang the work­force out to dry by hir­ing it all to China, and not really worry about any­thing other than short term greed.

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