Marketing or Litter?

If early tomor­row morn­ing I drove past your home and threw a bag full of dirty paper in your dri­ve­way before you woke up, would that be alright?  What if I did it twice next week?  What if I did it twice every week… for­ever?  At what point would my “free trial” of the bag of trash start being litter?

How about this.  When you leave for work today, I am going to come to your home and stick some trash in your front yard.  It will be attached to a stick.  I am also going to put more trash on your doorstep and door­knob.  I might even hang some trash on your mail­box.  Finally, I am going to put together a big book of trash. I will drop 10 of them off on your porch, because it has prob­a­bly been 3 weeks since the last time some­one brought you 10 of them.

From phone books to lawn care signs, pizza deliv­ery coupons to news­pa­pers, every­one appears to be obsessed with fill­ing up my prop­erty with lit­ter, which sub­se­quently will fill up the land­fill with lit­ter.  Yes, I appre­ci­ate your gen­eros­ity.  It is a nice ges­ture, but enough already.  I am hon­estly half tempted to take my next Good­will bag full of old stuff to one of these com­pa­nies and leave it on their doorstep as a “free trial.”  Hey, here is all the old crap I don’t want.  I will give you the first load of it for free.  Unless you tell me oth­er­wise, I will just keep on bring­ing it by for you.  Sound good?

The choice is up to you.  You can make me a fan of your prod­uct by being amaz­ing, unique, atten­tive, and remark­able  in which case I might vol­un­tar­ily place a sign for your busi­ness in my yard… or bet­ter yet, blog about it, link to the post on Face­book or LinkedIn, and tell every­one I know how awe­some you are.   Or spend your money print­ing up junk that I don’t want, throw it on my lawn or in my dri­ve­way and con­tinue to aggra­vate me by mak­ing me clean up after you.

My advice — Stop lit­ter­ing and start spend­ing the time and money you save find­ing ways to daz­zle your cus­tomers.  Let one of them tell me how good your prod­uct or ser­vice is, and I am much more likely to call you than if I have to add clean­ing up after you to my to do list.  Plus accord­ing to those signs, Ohio has a $500 fine for littering.

Comments

  1. Inter­est­ing way of look­ing at this. I feel the way too. We need a national “Do Not Lit­ter” ser­vice for coupons, phone books, and the like!

  2. davidebowman says:

    Agreed.
    As for phone books, you should be allowed to order them when you want them, with what you want in them — cus­tomize the con­tent of each book. Heck, I might just pay for that. Par­tic­u­larly if you could pro­vide a dig­i­tal com­pan­ion ver­sion. Don’t just push every­thing and every­one in the region at me 10 books at a time, 10 times a year. When the power goes out, phone books are handy to have, but one cur­rent ver­sion with all my local infor­ma­tion is sufficient.

  3. Ah yes, David, but what you’re sug­gest­ing is too much like work! Under­stand your cus­tomer? Deliver per­son­al­ized expe­ri­ences? Get close and make the expe­ri­ence unfor­get­table? Blah. It’s far too easy to throw junk in your yard than it is to knock on your door, intro­duce myself and my prod­uct, give you one free, ask for your impres­sion, respond to the good & bad feed­back, and com­mit to get­ting bet­ter every sin­gle day. By throw­ing junk in your yard, I don’t have to face you. I don’t have to deal with rejec­tion one on one. And I make myself feel bet­ter with all of the mar­ket­ing “activ­ity” I’m doing.

    Kind of sad that far too many would rather cheapen their brand with doorhanger coupons that may or may not be rel­e­vant to me than deliver a cus­tomized expe­ri­ence for me that would have me raving.

    Don’t we all want to rave when we have a great experience?

  4. Geoff D says:

    Dave,

    You’re spot on again. Remem­ber how we talked about adver­tis­ing ver­sus mar­ket­ing? This is one of many poor exam­ples of the for­mer. I get busi­ness cards with thumb­tacks shoved or sta­pled to my mail­box and the first time I get a thumb­tack in my car tire I’m going to kill some­one. Blog­post to follow…

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